I read this today and was cracking up! The majority are SO true....see for yourself! BOOMER SOONER!!
You obviously went to OU if......
- You wear flip-flops in the rain
- You walk through one or more major intersections to get to class
- You’ve wasted your meal points at the end of the semester because they don’t carry over from spring to fall
- You give up beer pong for lent
- You go to the library just to people watch
-you have no idea what the spoon holder on the north oval is actually there for
- You know at least 5 different versions of that game where you throw a ball into a cup (i.e. beer pong)
- You are sick of the mascots boomer and sooner (not the real ones, they're legit)
- When you walk into crossroads and see a toga, a hooker, and golf pro, you know it isn’t a joke….only after hours
- You or someone you know swears they have seen the underground tunnels
- You were almost hit by a car on Lindsey
- Or anyone on a bicycle
- Your bursar bill was higher than your credit card bill
- You are a novelty if you are not from Oklahoma, or Texas
- You know what a sorostitute is
- You've never been in the honors dorms, and plan to never go
- You were pre-med first semester freshman year
- You know that guy that wears shorts and a visor, EVERYDAY
- You’ve seen your TA in class in the morning and at the bar at night
- You’ve seen herding sorority girls
- Sorority girls complain about rush…frat guys complain about pledging
- Pilates, or Renaissance Fencing fulfill the gym requirements
- You have ever gone to the Huff just for the smoothies
- You've gotten up at 7:30am for enrollment, but couldn't log on until 7:37 and ended up with all 8:30 classes
- You’ve woken up and cried
- You’ve woken up and thrown up
- You’ve woken up and remembered the night before and realized it was all worth it!
- You own a North Face jacket
-You start to worry when you haven't seen Preacher Bob in a while
-You know to be suspicious of older men in Hawaiian print shirts hanging out at parties
-Scandals & U-Sing mean more to you than politicians having sex with interns
-You've realized that OU vs OSU is not a rivalry. It's a domination
- You owned a total of 11 shirts. 9 of which were from date parties. 2 of them weren't yours.
-You understand that the dorm elevators are not to be used by anyone on floors 2,3, or 4. seriously
-if your dorm room meets the requirements for your church's next local mission site
-if you dont ever fear playing Baylor. In anything. Ever
-if you smell that god awful smell on highway 9
-If your football team has an 8-4 season and you're dissapointede
-You know every beer special at every bar, pub, or taverna in Norman for every night of the week
-You have a favorite napping couch in the library
-You skipped class on a Tuesday to sit on the Mont's patio and get drunk...on swirls.
-You've ever gone to the gym and given up because of the line for the treadmills
-If you know what a TBS is. [Pizza Shuttle]
-If you wake up at 8am to drink for a 12:00 football game
-If you know about La Luna's swirls!
- If deep within your heart you want to ban Boren...not booze
-If you have ever gotten a sun burn on only one side of your face at an OU football game
- If your weekend begins on Thursday
- Or Wednesday
-Or any day people with "real jobs" dont get drunk on
- The President of the University knows damn well the Head Football coah holds more sway than he does
- And makes more $
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